Male. Twenty. San Francisco. I make art so you don’t have to. new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 4, interval: 30000, width: 250, height: 300, theme: { shell: { background: '#333333', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#ebb207' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('uglyartistry').start(); Tumblr (3.0; @uglyartistry)http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d960011a052e9ee1122035443da69ac3/tumblr_mmu5knqboN1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Just yesterday, it seems to him, she stopped being pretty.”</p> <p>John Updike, <em>Rabbit, Run</em></p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/50488628797http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/50488628797Wed, 15 May 2013 03:38:47 -0700logoartists on tumblrdesign<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/808afe5630f78cc76786feb028b6f3f8/tumblr_mmfm3hma8D1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Morning After for Men.”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/49854968150http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/49854968150Tue, 07 May 2013 07:11:41 -0700artartists on tumblrIllustrationfood<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e98e9d00c716ceaaebe6287397ce207/tumblr_mm5imqID851qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Thumbnail.”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/49413121833http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/49413121833Wed, 01 May 2013 20:20:50 -0700artartists on tumblrIllustrationporn<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eef9b094cab074b1525477c622379505/tumblr_mm5fegHe6Z1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Travel Map.”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/49407552349http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/49407552349Wed, 01 May 2013 19:11:04 -0700vacationeurope<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/428215d8aee65fd3e61ff9918417cd64/tumblr_mlqij2N0mf1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“It’s probably bedsores.”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/48736387318http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/48736387318Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:54:00 -0700artIllustrationartists on tumblrmedical<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/601a9e798dc08dc646eb2f1c15f87cd5/tumblr_mlfymjqqIt1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/48266447798http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/48266447798Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:08:43 -0700muniIllustrationartists on tumblr<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/uglyartistry/48158005324/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_48158005324" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="227" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“Putting Down A Workhorse.”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/48158005324http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/48158005324Tue, 16 Apr 2013 17:03:34 -0700videomusicpiano<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f08ca0f824087898b56eb318f16e919a/tumblr_ml0ghaV3YO1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“This Machine Runs On Us.”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/47573387710http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/47573387710Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:12:46 -0700muniIllustrationArtists on Tumblr<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47768e185366a2a6a96b89175955124d/tumblr_mkzcb9B87i1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Cheers.”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/47528010133http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/47528010133Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:45:09 -0700pros & cons<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ac1f7b73c8ecf8edd816cd11ddd0161/tumblr_mkza12CasD1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Transit Dreaming.”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/47526734285http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/47526734285Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:55:50 -0700artists on tumblrIllustrationmuni<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f34ac6057cd832d884f5978827be0b31/tumblr_mkd5huSKUF1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/46495206053http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/46495206053Thu, 28 Mar 2013 02:10:00 -0700class notesNoam Chomsky<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8006aca97096cd38920e01d450bb1436/tumblr_mkd32dIeW61qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/46493847609http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/46493847609Thu, 28 Mar 2013 01:18:13 -0700fake book coversartists on tumblrIllustrationfood<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/uglyartistry/46469384803/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_46469384803" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“My Feet Know Exactly Where To Take Me.” </p> <p>Original music by Chris Ames; .gif courtesy of George Eastman House. <span><br/></span></p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/46469384803http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/46469384803Wed, 27 Mar 2013 18:33:12 -0700artists on tumblrvideomusicanimalslogodesign<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a8dac03dd3d985edc85d6273a68002f/tumblr_mjbzj8zL2H1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Upstart Crowe”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/44847899963http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/44847899963Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:30:44 -0800artartists on tumblrIllustrationanimals<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba7f7913e2a3f246dc3e95b58b490546/tumblr_mj8mb00iUD1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“A little bit of smallpox goes a long way (in preventing smallpox).”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/44701088842http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/44701088842Wed, 06 Mar 2013 03:52:12 -0800artists on tumblrlogodesign<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1221c4dd0c5c26be35897a2b437bb338/tumblr_mj8jroSXlF1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Eggs Benedict”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/44699672483http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/44699672483Wed, 06 Mar 2013 02:57:24 -0800artartists on tumblrIllustrationpope<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/633e93b9f08b99259215bf368b794579/tumblr_mj8gik2HPg1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“fri<span>ənds”</span></p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/44698092672http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/44698092672Wed, 06 Mar 2013 01:47:08 -0800artartists on tumblrIllustrationdietfoodcoffee<p>Seed split.<br/>The wet sponge.<br/>Milky mildew hugging the soft curves<br/>of the kitchen sink, in my gut.<br/>Bends after bends and bend for me<br/>gracefully, metallically. Hollow drum of the<br/>water-spotted, meal churning<br/>disposable me. Sputtering logic,<br/>upheaval of fennel and<br/>bay leaf and old wisdom.<br/>In the slow dance of things I cannot retrieve.<br/>The recology of<br/>meals gone cold,<br/>wine gone warm,<br/>and you still gone.<br/>Beneath this iron-cloth mouth<br/>and rubber plugged throat,<br/>something organic still crawls.<br/>All wretching and no vomit.<br/>Bleach of finger, root of ginger,<br/>a tea-pot engagement<br/>that took just as long to froth<br/>as to whistle.<br/>Yes Adam, this is another poem<br/>about my vagina, but hark!<br/>I am ugly slit.<br/>I am splintering self.<br/>I am warped wood.<br/>I am animal.<br/>I am the slow lull of<br/>tectonic plates writhing<br/>below your farmer&#8217;s feet<br/>to reveal:<br/>beautiful nothing, embrace it.<br/>Shed your olive branch modesty<br/>and echo into me.<br/>Find comfort in reverberation, spoken mirror:<br/>     Eve, eye level, level eye, Eve<br/>     Bird rib.<br/>     Devil never even lived.<br/>     Dogma in my Hymn: I am God<br/>Ring and middle finger,<br/>a makeshift paint stir stick.<br/>Piece through hardened film of<br/>crusted untouched<br/>for red, red, redder<br/>second coat, third coat<br/>glossy primer.<br/>Mural of me.<br/>My left nipple caught<br/>between your canine teeth.<br/>(But they all look canine)<br/>I try to remember all<br/>of the phases of the moon<br/>while you                 <em>first quarter<br/></em>rip and    <em>                 waxing crescent</em><br/>tear and                 <em>  new</em>       <br/>grade.</p> <p>It&#8217;s too much for me,<br/>and from the split in my chest<br/>a seed spills into<br/>salty soil.</p> <p><span> </span></p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/42654442313http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/42654442313Sat, 09 Feb 2013 01:37:00 -0800writingpoetryartists on tumblr<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e41e1c2cea82e61416492e07ae13d000/tumblr_mhta8isEta1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Friend-Diagram”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/42439922197http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/42439922197Wed, 06 Feb 2013 10:33:54 -0800artartists on tumblrIllustration<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20ff0642648731c0fc59b2df00f8a7a3/tumblr_mhcs3hp2bV1qzl8sjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Something My Mother Used To Say.”</p>http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/41722392728http://uglyartistry.tumblr.com/post/41722392728Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:40:29 -0800artartists on tumblrcokeanimals